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ORACLE
The Oracle is Zetapets' "in-house" fortune teller.
Some of her messages are cryptic and occasionally deep, sometimes so confusing that we never know what they truly mean....
We've listed the ones we know in alphabetical order - feel free to send in some more!
This page was last updated on: March 11th 2006
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Ah! It appears the stars will shine for you, after all...play your cards right, and you may just win a fortune.
All your fortunes...lost. All your pets...destroyed. Your life...gone. Run while you can, m'Lady.
Bad luck will be as abundant for you as the tribulations that follow. (from aashika)
Cookies need love .... just like everything else
Death will come on Swifte wings, m'Lady.
Do not let your ambitions get ahead of you. It can lead to disaster...
Do not seek refuge in the shadows of others; instead, let them seek refuge in you.(from midgetmonkeyman16)
Do not squander your money in worthless material, m'Lady. (from shelbywo22)
Do not wait till the last moment, for it may never arrive. (from midgetmonkeyman16)
Few people are as fortunate as you soon shall be.
Good luck did come your way (username) ...for someone else..
Good luck is coming your way, I can tell!
Good luck will follow you, and bring its good fortunes.
Hmmm...you like to give to less fortunate ones...now let us see what your fortune will be!
I can see...nothing. The Future has nothing notable in store for you.
I can tell nothing.
I see nothing of any significance in your future.
Life without purpose is a life without meaning. Your actions determine who you are, but your purpose determine your actions.
Nothin' says lovin' like Hillsberry cookies. Why not buy one? They're good for you, and they taste great, too!
One frown can destroy a thousand smiles. Do not get upset over trivial details.
Success and fame are waiting for you M'Lady, but you are the on that must find them.
Terrible misfortune is coming...you'd best avoid risks for now.
The future has a pleasant surprise in store for you, m'Lady!
The Death shall strike quickly, m'Lady, like silver daggers sparkling with blood. (from Artaith)
The killing shall begin at midnight.
The Soup Kitchen? Ah, you must be less fortunate than others...that may change soon, but let us see... (from shelbywo22)
The sun smiles upon your good luck. I see a well-deserved reward coming your way. (from clearkid)
You are a very lucky person, m'Lady. I suspect you will be very successful!
Your future doesn't look too bright, m'Lady.
Your luck is about to change rapidly, for the better!
You will die...a horrible death. It will be full of pain and suffering.(from clearkid)
You will have nothing but bad luck. Now, begone.
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